Monday, November 17, 2008

Get in my belly!

Most people like it when my mama bakes things for them...but I have to tell you, for us pups, it's torture. Sparky had the right idea when he not-so-secretly sampled her wares some time ago - but it's been a super long time since Mama slipped and left something tasty within our reach. Until yesterday, that is!



See all those banana breads? I can totally jump up onto that table and make her start all over if I felt like it! I didn't because I'm pretty sure that Mama would've fashioned my hide into a handbag, and I have way more living to do. However, I did steal one when Sparky and Pandie went outside to go potty. I had exactly 3 minutes to steal the loaf, unwrap it and hide the evidence.

Unfortunately, I didn't find a very good hiding place for the yucky wrapper.


I was sent to jail, where I did the time for doing the crime. I didn't even pretend to be regretful as I licked the crumbs off my lips for about 20 minutes as my mom kept asking "Why Patches, why?"

Oh! My tummy!


If I wasn't a boy, pups and humans alike might think that I was in the "family way!" My tummy was huge and moved on it's own! I took it easy the rest of the day - partly because I couldn't move very well. I can't wait to see if my poo smells like bananas.

11 comments:

Eduardo said...

BOL! Wow! I appaluad you! I could never take that bread, because my Mommy is always around! I know it was worth it! Make sure you let us know about the banana smelling poo?
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Poppy said...

Oh Patches! You are going to have a tummy ache later! But at least it was delicious on the way in.

Poppy

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Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Too bad woo didn't snag some butter AND a nice khup of khoffee to go along with it!

The dang wrappers nail us evfurrytime!

Hope woo are swinging a happy tail today!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lady Kaos said...

I hate when Mom bakes, too!! All those yummy smells and nothing for us dogs! I'm very curious about the smell now, too. Please let us know. :)
Kaos

Puddleglum said...

Hahaha!! Hahahahaha!!!!

Haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa!!

[wipes tears] Ha.

I found your story humorous, Patches.

tadpole said...

OMD - how exciting!!! Way to go, Patches!!!

Wait a minute... what is "baking"? My girl never does that...?!

And I think we have the same ottoman/twin pull out bed - is that a pull-out? Ours has scratch marks all over it from our nails! :-)

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, you have us in stitches, Patches! You poor boy! We wish you hadn't eaten the WHOLE LOAF! Did your poo smell like bananas?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Clover said...

hahah oh Patchy!! You are a silly boy. I hope you enjoyed that bread! I mean, your mom was kind of asking for it when she left that many loaves out on the table!!
Love Clover xo
P.S. I love your baby sister's new name!

K27Blogs said...

That was a lot of banana bread for a little dog! No wonder you were so full! Owner Girl likes to bake sometimes too, most of the time she doesn't share with me cuz she says it will make me sick, but Owner Boy gives me a little when she's not looking :) Hope your tummy feels better!
-Tibby
www.tibbytales.blogspot.com

Petra said...

Yum! BANANA bread! You are so lucky, Patches! I hope you weren't sick for long, though.

CameronJr9 said...

What a story! Hopefully Patches is feeling better now.