Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Patches, the Destroyer

A little known fact about Patches. He's nuts. When mama takes me out to go potty *alone* he loses his marbles and nothing in the house is safe from his craziness. This time he took his frustration out on the CD tower.


Hey look! It's in two pieces now!

Mama should know better than to keep such an item by the backdoor - especially since this is not the first time this has happened. She should also join the rest of the universe and just invest in an iPod since CD's are sooooooooooo 1990. (BTW - don't look to closely at her teeny-bopper taste in music. How many CD's does Britney Spears and N*Sync have anyway?! Good doG!)

Luckily, he took his jail term like a real man. No appeals to delay the process. He was awarded time for good behavior - but don't worry...I roughed him up when he was released.


Maybe this time he learned his lesson.

20 comments:

Mr. Puggle said...

did the doggies do this?

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my...Maybe he has separation anxiety. We boarded a Weim who was like this & sh would go nutso & bring our whole house down + pee on everything. Mommy almost killed her. BOL!!!

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer + Puppies

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

All part of the spring khleaning!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Petra said...

Haha! It looks like he has the jailhouse blues!!!

Lady Kaos said...

Mom has that same CD holder!!! She doesn't like Britney Spears or N*Sync though. Mom keeps her away from the doors, but when she goes to move it to dust or vacuum around it, she ALWAYS forgets it's 2 pieces! She says she's had that thing for like 10 years now so you'd think she'd remember that!
Kaos

Chase said...

Wow...such destruction from such an innocent lookin' pup!


Sniffs and licks,

Chase

happy said...

Oh Patches...that's quite a bit of work hehehe...

Poppy said...

Oh dear, Patches is jealous!

Poppy

Pee Ess: I love your brotherly love pictures, too!

Ariel said...

Hi Sparky,
It is me Puggle Ariel. I am looking for internet Puggle friends to share out Adventures with. It is so nice to meet you. I read alot of your post and boy if I did what Patches it would be time out for forever or a very long time. But it looks like he is a very good doggie brother.
Catch you later.
Licks and Wags, Ariel ♥

Pippa said...

That is impressive work. All I ever manage to do is empty the rubbish bin all over the floor.


Pippa

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hi brothers!
Hope all is well with you and your mama.
I have a new blog now; please come meet my new brother if you get a chance. If you would like to link to me, can you please list me as "Sunshine and Mud Puddles"? Thanks!
xo

Fred said...

Totally looks like something I'd do! By the way, I'm Fred, and I just stopped by to say hello!

Hailey said...

Teee-heee! I'm right there with you on this one! My parents left the screen in the way and I tore it up! Yup. I got placed in doggie jail too.... except now I have a permanent sentence every day when they go to work.....

Hugs & smooches XOXO
Hailey

Keiko said...

Hi sparky my name is Keiko (key-ko) and Im a puggle too!! Ive been reading your blog and I would love to be friends my blog is at keikofoxx.blogspot.com I hope to hear from you soon!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Momo and Pinot said...

Happy new year 2010, Sparky and Patches!!! Hope you're doing ok...

Hugs
Momo & Pinot

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Anonymous said...

Interesting story you got here. I'd like to read something more concerning that topic. The only thing I would like to see on that blog is a few pictures of any devices.
Kate Stepman
Cell phone blocker

Anonymous said...

Hey - your dogs are super cute!
I was just wondering if Beagliers hair gets longer like a CKCS when they're older.. or does it stay shorter similar to the Beagle?

Thanks :)

JackPDB said...

That prison photo needs a caption -- THUG LIFE 4 EVA, maybe? It's the look of defiance on his face that slays me.
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