Sunday, May 6, 2007

Party all night long!

Hey everypup!!!! I have a secret to tell you all about how you can get yummy treats without having to work for them! Make sure your humans are not over your shoulder as you are reading this...because you don't want them in on your master plan.

Step One: When you catch of wiff of a human party being planned, be as well behaved and cute as possible. You want to go to this party! I know that most of you have been practicing your irresistible look, so this should be a snap - and if you are not must! Get yourself in front of the mirror NOW.

Step Two: If you are lucky, you will be offered an invite to the party, if not follow your people out to the car, and sneak into the backseat. Be very, very quiet and they will not notice you until it is too late! By then, you are already at the party. Score!

Step Three: Make friends with all the party-goers. (This is where being super cute comes into play again.) Do every trick in your arsenal, especially ones that you refuse to do for your parents. (I pulled out the "High 5" and "Rollover" and made everyone fall in love with me!)

Step Four: When the food is served, casually "visit" every human in the joint. Give them your best puppy eyes, and you will be rewarded with snacks! There were 23 people at my party, so I got 23 chicken chunks, 23 beef chunks, 23 bites of roll, 23 pieces of fruit, 23 rounds of zucchini, and 23 bites of cake! I am not kidding. My mama didn't even realize until I started to waddle. For evidence, here is my belly.

As you can see, it is stretched to the limit. My mama put her ear against my tummy and she said she could hear weird noises coming from deep inside.

And, most importantly...Step Five: Make sure you poop outside, or else you will never be allowed to party hardy again.


Momo :) said...

Sparky, your belly is nice & shiny!! :)

Momo xoxo

Maggie said...

I wish you would have posted this yesterday. Mitch went to a pawty and I was stuck home alone! I guess I'd better start practicing in front of that mirror!

Love ya lots,

Suki said...

Thanks for the tips, Sparky! WOW! Your belly looks HUGE :) Lucky dog...I want to eat all that stuff, too!

Puggy kisses

Duke & Gidget said...

We were following along pretty well until you got to that 5th step. Apparently our humans are more forgiving than yours, cuz when we poop inside, we just get scolded then we can go back to doing pretty much whatever we want. It sure is good being spoiled!

Tadpole said...

Oh, this is just in time! Next weekend we're having a "shower" for someone, which I think is pretty close to a "party" right?! I'll start practicing now so I can be READY TO GO!!!

Lady Kaos said...

Wow Sparky! Your belly is stretched to it's maxed! Hope you didn't have any bellyaches!

Sparky said...

Nope! No bellyaches so far. I even was able to hold all the poo in until the morning when mama had to WAKE me up! I slept like a puppy! (Poo'ing was the first thing I did as soon as my paws his grass though)

Bruin said...

Thanks for the tip! Mom has a couple parties for something she calls a nefewwww. I'm not sure what that is but he looks like a pink puppy to me. I heard her say something about the nefewwwww turning 1 and having two parties so I'll get to try out those skills twice!

Dory and Liza said...

Excellent advice Sparky - and I can attest this works.

The only hard part for me is the sneaking in the car, according to the vet I now weigh 82 pounds and need to work at losing a few. Can you imagine - the vet called me obese??? My dad says I am pleasantly plump - mom is not amused!

Have a great week - sending along wet nose smooches!! DORY