Monday, March 31, 2008

A constant state of destruction

Here is an example of yet another toy that it not puggle proof.

Other items on this growing list that died way too soon:
  • Loofa dogs, or all stuffies really.
  • Rope 'bones' (I can untie the knots)
  • Squeakers
  • Kongs (I keep them for a short time, but then just have to chew them apart!)
  • This thing was pretty much a joke.
  • And, this freezer chew stick was demolished, but not before I untied all of the little knots and ate the strings.
  • The fleece ball is only really held together by one tiny string, so once that was untied - fleece pieces were everywhere!
  • My mama thought this toy would last, since it says "hardcore" right on it...but they were wrong. My super scissor teeth broke through the stitching in about 3 minutes.
  • I had fun with the nylabone key chain, but soon found out that nylabone is NOT DIGESTIBLE.
  • Mama's couch.

My pop jokes that he is going to make me something out of real car tires, or Kevlar.


CoCo said...

Sparky, I am pretty much the Female version of you! My Mama usually keeps a needle and a thread handy to stitch and attempt to salvage my toys that I've manage to chew through. She has even gone as far as buying replacement sqeakers to re-stuff the stuffie toys in which I've broken the squeakers to.

Stuffie toys generally will last a good 5 minutes with me before I have all the fuzz out. The toys that my Mama feels that last the longest with me are the ones made by the "Fat Cat" brand. They have been the most durable so far. Otherwise, Mama will only buy me toys that are marked down post holidays. Needless to say...she loads up on X-Mas toys the day after New Years and I have enough X-Mas stuffies for the rest of the year. Good job on stuffie toy destroying!


Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow, you sure destroyed many of your toys & even your mom's couch. I only destroyed I think a few of my tennis balls, my hooman M's rocking chair & the bottom of the living room couch.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Molly the Airedale said...

We thought Kongs were indestructable! I guess not!

Love ya lot,
Maggie and Mitch

Petra said...

You did a great job on that couch and picked a perfect spot to chew!

My teeth are kind of little so I haven't really destroyed many things yet, but I admire your strength and creativity, Sparky!

Mack said...

You can destroy a Kong???

You are my hero!

Lady Kaos said...

I'm also very good at untying rope knots. Grandma gave me a rope once that was up of a bunch of knots. IT only took me 38 minutes to undo all 30 knots.

Lizzy said...

Oh boy, I hope you're mom wasn't to angry about the couch!


Anonymous said...

My puggle is a real destructor too! WE found that fleece toys that aren't stuffed are the best..they last a bit longer. Also, they make a black kong that is for tough chewers. I also do the same thing as coc's toys super cheap and let him have 5 minutes of fun.